Sunday, December 16, 2007

The Ultimate Christmas Gift

For those of you still searching for the perfect gift, you can now stop. Just go to http://www.joe-college.com/catalog/. Normally, I would never endorse a site that caters to University of Kansas fans, but there is an exception to every rule.

Joe-College.com specializes in t-shirts that celebrate KU, and take shots at all rivals of the Jayhawks. Currently, they have a plethora of shirts that mock Missouri's less than desirable Cotton Bowl game.

But here is the shirt that should be at the top of any Christmas wish list:

Operators are standing by

Please hold your venom-filled e-mails and comments. Save them. I have no use for them. This shirt is way above average because of this man:

A shake for breakfast, a shake for lunch, and a sensible dinner. It's that simple.

Fatter than Mark Mangino. He is the head football coach for the Kansas Jayhawks. It is beyond me that a university president would hire him as the front man for an athletic program. I expect to see him have a heart-attack on the sideline every game.

But the big boy can coach. The Jayhawks are 11-1 and in the Orange Bowl. Perhaps other coaches should hit KFC early and often.

We sent this shirt to our good pal Kelly in Phoenix. She is a proud KU grad, and now a member of the Fighting Manginos. Enjoy!

2 comments:

Steven said...

Thanks for the tip. There's gold in them there hills. I think I know where my Orange Bowl winnings are being spent ;-)

kam said...

Matty-
what does all this sport talk mean? i need a tutorial? ;)